Dabbing is cool. Dabbing is great. But some of us older users can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with: Some of us just want to watch the hash burn. And melt. And cover our bowls like ...

Since hash browns are a staple side dish, I tested out recipes from Ina Garten, Bobby Flay, and Jeff Mauro to find out which chef's potatoes would be my new favorite. Here's how the recipes ...