A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes round to the relative merits of their respective aircraft.

Whether you’re an aviation enthusiast, frequent flyer, or just someone who loves a laugh that’s plane perfect, these clever travel-related jokes and wordplays will keep your spirits soaring.

A former Delta Air Lines pilot who threatened to shoot the captain ... The document also says that Dunn claimed this was a joke, but the captain didn't consider it to be funny.