"Actually," said the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." "In that case," the reporter grumbled, "the headline will be 'Yankee Kills Family Pet.'" Check out these short jokes that anyone can remember.

This one’s gonna sleigh you! His gnomework. He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone. Water. Nurse them back to elf.

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Heard the one about the scientist trying to find the world's funniest joke? He's deadly serious - and psychologist Dr Richard Wiseman will spend the next year collecting thousands of gags in an ...

But what’s Christmas without some good laughs? That’s where jokes come in! A little humour can make your festive gatherings even more fun. Imagine the giggles at the dinner table or the belly ...

Jasper is best know for his brilliant sense of humour. He also came up with one of the most iconic jokes about The Beatles, which you can see below. Here are some of his finest jokes and one-liners.

Frustrated by the reception to this year’s Death Jokes, Damon McMahon announced the end of Amen Dunes—but not before reworking the LP’s maximalist excess into this leaner, more direct swan song.